My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Not exactly my worst...I hardly ever throw up, quite often I wish that I would! But when I was very young I downed a bottle of merrydown and then promptly threw up everywhere in my mates garden. I felt quite alot better after that and then carried on the night.
A couple of months later I was round me mates again and he told me I had thrown up on one of his Dads cabbages. I laughed and asked if his Dad was pissed at me. But quite the opposite, the two cabbages that were in the area I had thrown up on were massively bigger than all the others!A good 50% bigger.
I felt quite proud.
(, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:16, Reply)
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