My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Bitten by Snakes.......ahh snakebite and black, what evils are commmited in thy name.
This particular night myself and my chum Dan had met up with another pal, Joe who worked shifts.
This particular night Joe had been on the late shift and couldn't be arsed driving into town to get cash out so decided to sign at cheque at the start of the night 'in case I can't write by closing time' and asked Mo, the landlady to keep a tally every time he bought a round.
Naturally me and Dan abused this system to the full.
Every time Joe went to the bog we went up the bar with the words '2 Snakebite 'n' blacks, Pernod 'n' black(Joe's tipple of choice at the time) and one for you Mo'.
Conseqeuently I was the way of the newt come closing time.
My parents put me to bed in the small hours having come in and found me sat in the dog's basket. Giggling and trying to eat the dog's chew.
Anyway sometime in the night I vommed.
Never EVER throw up snakebite 'n' black.
It will make your bed look like an explosion in a beetroot bottling plant and make you think you're blleding to death in the morning.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:21,
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