My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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I'd been drinking most of the dayCarlsberg Export - top lager, but was getting bored of the taste, so I started drinking Bacardi Breezers cos they had a nice flavour and were on cheap (£1.85 per bottle). I get wasted on them and didn't make it the teh loo at home, hence rainbow coloured projectile vomiting all over the landing. Mother found me passed out with a sponge in my hand trying to clean it up. Bless her.
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 15:56,
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