My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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i was inBerlin on a school trip years ago, and the 24 hours on the coach + subsequent dehydration had made me a bit ill. We couldn't get into the hotel until 2pm, so we had to wander about in the heat for 6 hours. I developed a fucker of a headache, and didn't feel right. We got to burger king, i ordered food, it arrived and i felt the vom-panic. I rushed up the stairs to the bog, only to be confronted by a old woman waving a dish for money, in exchange for toileting. Panicking, I handed her some change, rushed into the cubicle and.. false alarm. This happened twice, and each time i'd paid. the final trip, I paid, and vomited, all over de place. barely any sick made its way onto the strange poo-shelf german toilets have. I felt fine afterwards.
Good value for money I thought, 10 or 15 pence to redecorate the place as best I could.
(, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 16:54, Reply)
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