My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Yet more predictable alcohol related experiences ...but surely worth marks for style.
Heavy session the night before and feeling rather icky I'm driving in the work van accompanied by 3 colleagues. I managed to pull in at a handy layby before I let go, and even had time to wrench the door open and lean out to puke.
At this point it went a bit wrong. I'd flung the door open with such force it bounced back again, closing on my head, or at least trying to.
Apparently you can swear fluently and loudly WHILST vomiting on yourself and into the handy little cassette holding bit inside the door, a skill that impressed all my passengers.
See, I'm not totally hopeless.
(, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 17:11, Reply)
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