My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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I was at a party...Getting along great with this college student gal I had met... Then I passed out. She got all mad at me for passing out, and left.
I woke up, sans girl, and decided to drink more.
The last thing I remember was proclaiming "F*CK HER! SHE'S A STUPID BITCH!" and chugging the better part of a bottle of vodka...
The next day, I stumbled out to my car to get a pack of smokes, and promptly vomited all over the trunk of my car. The worst part, I didn't remember going to get burgers, but there were golfball sized chunks of cheeseburger in it.
(, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 17:18, Reply)
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