My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Tequila, it makes me gassy....Two more.
On a boozy holiday whilst 18, I managed to drink most of a bottle of tequila, go outside the caravan, lie on the hard pointy gravel and vomit all down myself, whilst my head was tucked nice and neatly inside my t-shirt. Not only had I yakked all down my clothes, but in them and all over myself.
Final one for now, the Wife and I went to a restaurant for valentines. She sat looking like she had been abandonned in front of all the other Valentines day couples whilst my gastro-entiritus relegated me to vomiting up the tiny starter for two hours in the toilets...
Not the best of valentines that was. the next was much better...
(, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 18:58, Reply)
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