My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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choco-grape-skin-eye-glue-storyMany years ago, my mate Neil and I ate a few bunches of red grapes and a box of chocolates, before going for a night out on the cider and blackcurrants (we were young!) When we got home, he slept in the top bunk, and I slept in the bottom. When I woke up the next morning, I thought I'd gone blind because I couldn't see anything. Neil had spewed on my face overnight. It had dried in a grape-skin-choco-currant-type-of-glue on my face and had stuck my eyelids together. It tasted fucking great though!
(, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 23:33, Reply)
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