My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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on the walls,sink,bath,toilet,bed...ok so i'm at a new years party drinking coke,eating cake and it hits midnight.time for bed for all the children (me,my brother and my besht mate).so we all lay there talking quietly when i say "i feel sick".I ran to the kitchen to get my mum and started to throw up so i ran down the hall,hand's over mouth,spraying coke,cake and chips everywhere,and i had two choices.should i go left or right?i went right.i should have gone left.I ran straight into the bedroom and dropped spew on my sleeping bag,ran out of the room,and into the bathroom where i spun twords the crapper,taking my hands off my mouth, spraying the room!
strangely enough i didn't get in trouble and my brother and mate didn't find out about it for 2 days!
(, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:17, Reply)
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