My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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another 4when i was 5 my dad gave me beer.bad idea.i went for a ride on my trike,hit a bump and threw up.on my dad's car.
quite a while ago,i was walking down the street when i came across a bottle of 'apple juice'.i knew it could be old so i sniffed it.it was piss that had been sitting for more than a week in the middle of summer.i threw up and a dog ate it.
One night while i was sitting in my room playing bf1942 and listening to muzik,I had the urge to drink coke.i did.when i was done i felt the urge to shit.it was an urge like no-other.It was the most rancid shit i have ever smelt!i managed to get up and spin round in time to throw up right in the crapper!
not me but my mate.He loved getting into fights at school but he always took it too far.anyway one day he got into a big fight,sorta one of those everyone-knows-except-the-teacher fights.the day finally arrived and the first thing to happen was a punch.aimed at his balls.BAM!! direct hit!he fell over and huddled up into a small ball,as you do, and started to throw up every-fucking-where!but mainly on the git who punched him's new sneakers.they both got a letter from the school and my mate got a cheer from everyone,including his mum when he got home with the letter!needless to say,he stopped getting into fights on purpose...
(, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 2:00, Reply)
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