My Worst Vomit
We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
( , Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
( , Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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After a night of cider...
I can't stand cider. Well actually I hate the fucking stuff, but still I was at a mates house and all the fucking bums could aford was cider crap. White Ace I think. Anyway still drank loadsa the stuff. I was pissed but fine. When I got home and got to bed my head was spinning. I threw up right next to my bed and felt dirty. I sat there for about 5mins and thought fuck it. Turnt over my pillow which was sweaty and went back to sleep and stuck my sheets in the wash and cleaned it all up with out my step mum even noticing. HAHAHA
( , Tue 24 Aug 2004, 9:05, Reply)
I can't stand cider. Well actually I hate the fucking stuff, but still I was at a mates house and all the fucking bums could aford was cider crap. White Ace I think. Anyway still drank loadsa the stuff. I was pissed but fine. When I got home and got to bed my head was spinning. I threw up right next to my bed and felt dirty. I sat there for about 5mins and thought fuck it. Turnt over my pillow which was sweaty and went back to sleep and stuck my sheets in the wash and cleaned it all up with out my step mum even noticing. HAHAHA
( , Tue 24 Aug 2004, 9:05, Reply)
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