My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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First impressions....I was at a party and was getting friendly with a girl, when it turned out she had to leave. I was feeling a little under the weather after a few too many newcastle brown ales and a red bull had just mixed up my stomach. I walked outside and started to puke. At first I managed to hold it back, not wanting to look like a dick in front of this girl, then it all came up. The only thing I could find was a bin. Unfortunatly it only had openings on he side. Its quite had to project puke into a bin through the side holes. After that I dated the girl for a month!
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bobzarkoff, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 15:21,
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