My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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drink drivinggrowing up in the country meant that someone had to be the taxi driver if we wanted a night out, otherwise it was sell granny and the farm to afford a lift home. Anyway as it was a mates 21st I did the honours, evening went well, pissed up, feeding him whisky through a water pistol and snorting vodka.
Many many hours later he gets in the back of my car, bearing in mind it was at the time a crappy little 3 door fiesta with those nice headrests with big holes in he swears he's fine.
Half hour later and nearly home, check he's ok to which he starts swearing before putting his hand up and chucks up with real projectile force, with the fingers open it difuses the spray all over the others in the back and down the back of my neck, mmm nice.
I think there were still some dried up chunks in the back when the car was eventually sold!
(, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 15:58, Reply)
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