My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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drunken hippyI was once on a train home from uni (way up north, Durham in fact, as if it fucking matters) and I was amusing myself by watching this drunk hippy sitting on the floor, playing a set of bongos. He kept muttering to himself about "the butterflies" and such like, and his general weirdness attracted the attention of a big bastard Geordie sat opposite him, and his pet dog sat on his lap, who promptly started taking the piss. As he was wankered, and a hippy, he didn't really retaliate, and I started to feel sorry for the poor sod, as weird as he was being, cos he wasn't really doing anything to anyone. The Geordie stands up, goes right next to his face and starts ripping him, and I'm thinking, if only someone would do something.
The Geordie is laying into him, so close to his face his nose is almost in Hippy's ear, when all of a sudden, Hippy turns white and vomms all over the mean bastard. Geordie stands up, "What the fuck, man?" and sparks Hippy in the face. Being pissed, he hardly felt it, and being a hippy and weird, he retaliates in the only way he can think of - by grabbing the dog, chundering all over it, and giving it back.....
Needless to say, the whole carriage breaks out into applause...
(Be kind, first ever post!)
EDIT: I've only just realised how fucking mean that was on the dog, but it was worth it to see the look on the bastard's face!
(, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 16:31, Reply)
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