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We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!

(, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Imagine the Scene...
You're a middle aged couple sitting at a bench on the outskirts of a Northumbrian Village. Life is peaceful. The sun is beginning to set over the rolling hills and the birds a chirping. There is literally not another soul around for miles.

In the distance, you see a car making it's way down the road. It's the first car you've seen for a while, as it so gloriously quiet where you live. After a short while, the car starts to draw close, and you notice a young man sitting in the passenger seat. He's leaning out of the window, and it looks like he might ask you for some directions, but the car isn't slowing.

As the car reaches you, the young man in the passenger seat proceeds to spew hits guts up all over the path, splattering your shoes. The car continues down the country road without slowing.

My apologies to the couple in question...
(, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 16:32, Reply)

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