My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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i've had a few, but my friend's is better...a friend of mine was a keen marijuana smoker, taking it into school at least twice a week, keeping it all to herself ( damn her!). During an art class one day, which was after lunch and so after her spliff, she made a gargle noise and proceeded to cover her mouth with a cupped hand, and then ran out of the class while everyone else kept clear away from her, she then hurled a mass of sticky brown puke over the railings outside, all of it landing on a salt-grit box. everyone had seen it as the railing was in front of a window, and so we all saw her stomach contents defy gravity for a few seconds. she got suspended for a month after that...i think the puke is still their, just a bit more crusty than it first was, that's all...
(, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 20:52, Reply)
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