My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Worse for my mateMyself and a few friends were out at the local shitzy ritzy when I felt the sickness take over me. Sensibly I made my way to the gents to cast out this demon. The journey to to the toilets seemed to bring me back to my senses and I managed to hold it in for a bit, so I made my way back to my seat.
On my return my friend got up to go and drain the lizard. Unfortunatly in his absence I had come back down with a beer fever. This time it wasn't staying down and I puked into a pint glass.
When my mate came back I pretended to have a sip of this foul real ale and said "urrg, this beers weird, try it" I passed the warm brew to him, he took a look, then took a gulp. When asked what it was I smiled and proudly said "my sick"
I should of had a punch in the face that night really and for some reason the guy is still a friend. Oh incidently we left the pint in a prominant place, so be careful minesweeping in clubs.
(, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 22:33, Reply)
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