My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Don't mix painkillers and wine....trust me on this one15 years old, fresh out of hospital (tonsilectomy- hadnt eaten in 4 days), my friends decide to take me out to celebrate- cue lots of wine and merriment.
However, an hour before going out, i take my codeine - good stuff, don't feel any pain- and lie to my mother about where im going.
After downing about a bottle of cheap plonk, the room starts spinning and so does my head, and for some reason, i lay into my then boyfriend, hitting him, swearing at him, and getting both of us chucked out. So we are out in the street, still arguing, when i feel really queasy, and proceed to puke red stuff all over him, like something out of the exorcist, screaming at him between mouthfuls of bloody vomit.
Wake up back in hospital- apparently after chundering, i collapsed into a pile of glass because the bastard boyfriend walked away from me- and get a severe bollocking from the nurses.
Good night though!
(, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 11:22, Reply)
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