Only less than 2 weeks ago, so still fresh in my memory
I was at a party near York at my friends house. There was quite a lot of us but i still drank probably more than anyone else. Fool. Anyway, i started on cans of Strongbow at 7:15, around 4 of them, then, of course, being an idiot, thought 'Hey ill now drink all the Reef'. So i drunk all the reef. 4 bottles of that. After that i can only really remember ordering a cup of coffee, leaving it to cool, then downing it, not realise how much vodka had been poured in it. (i still have no idea) Then, after some hazy memories of drinking a big bottle ok WKD, i was given a cocktail of Vodka and AfterShock. Now, i cant remeber this, but all my friends vouch for this, so i take it as true. All i can recall after that and before chucking is wathcing gay porn. I have no idea how it came on (pardon the pun) but it was on tv and i found myself in front of the tv. I think id passed out. Then, that feeling of oh bollocks im going t obe sick entered my head as i tried to fall asleep. I hauled my numbed body up, out of the chair and fell towards the bathroom o nthe way to the front door. "Bugger" i slurred " izshutidyf" (its shut). So i kept my momentum and staggered out of the doorway before delicatley placing the contents of my stomach all over the driveway. Now, the stupid thing is, it sloped towards the house, so it the nflowed back into the gutter, behind me. Being as pissed as i was i never realised this until someone pointed me in the right direction, so i ended up sat in it for a good few minutes. My next memories are telling someonei had got my cock out that night, and that i wanted more vodka. It was actually water, but i didnt care/realise. I was then sick another 4 times, before being thrown up the stairs into a room where i fell asleep. Ah happy days....and leeds festival 2moro, ROLL ON THE DRINKING!!!!
(javier, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 23:13, Reply)