My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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The worst fucking day of my lifethis is going to sound so hollywood-esque but it really did happen
when i was about 10-ish i was on the parks and rec. soccer team. we were a jolly old bunch. nowadays we all run cross country together. but anyway, that morning we had a game on the other side of the county, and we were all in my friend sam's mother's minivan. she decided to stop at... da da dada, dunkin donuts.
this was when i found out that donuts make me viciously nauseated. I had a glazed donut on the way to the game... and i started getting such awful stomach cramps when we were actually playing. it was horrible.
the beauty of it all... i was standing about 20 feet away from my teammate when he kicks the ball STRAIGHT at my testicles. i mean, square. i was on my knees in three seconds. time slowed down. and then... my hands on the ground... i vomited right there in the middle of the field. everyone was watching. i collapsed into a donut-smelling heap and let the coaches drag me off the field. i spent the rest of the week walking it off.
and that's why the subject line is, "the worst fucking day of my life"
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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 3:50,
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