I may have told this last time, but under a different username which has been deleted (by my request) so not sure.
I was with an ex of mine, some 13yrs ago and decided to go to the local for a session. Upon arriving home we both went to bed.
Sometime later I woke up with the urgent need to throw up, I hauled myself out of bed and ran to the bathroom to find in my pissed state that the door wouldn't open, so I did the manly thing and kicked the door open, luckily the toilet was right in front of the door so when I lost the contents of the evenings drinking it didn't create too much of a mess, well it wouldn't have done if the ex hadn't got up a few minutes before me and was sat on the loo at the time.
Not a good sight, your bird covered head to toe in puke! To be fair though all she said was 'cheers Kip' I tootled back to bed and left her to clear up the mess (I'm nice like that!). Still feel a little guilty about that.
Ho Hum.
(Kip, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:28, Reply)