Everting the Stomach
Once, when my coccyx was healthier and I was extreeeemely foolish, I decided to try to mix rubbing alcohol with Kool-Aid. This didn't work and my friend Georg and I ended up throwing it out. Georg then stole a bottle of vodka from his dad, add a little more Kool-Aid and result!

We were so happy we decided to go a few houses down to an older girl's house who I had earlier espied skinny dipping with a skinny and fat friend (another story) and swim naked in her pool.

For some reason, this seemed like a major turn-on and I couldn't get the flag pole down. The large amount of sweetened Vodka, added to my first try of chewing tobacco (vile stuff) and the weird sensation of swimming with an unjustified boner caused me to become very sick.

I don't remember, but I apparently gorped on the plastic astroturf they had put around their pool and passed out. Georg had to take me, naked as a Croatian, back to my house and left me starkers in the back garden. I somehow made it inside and awoke the next morning to find my "Live at Leeds" inner sleeve covered in faeces and a huge dump in my clothes hamper. 20 years later you can still see the red mark by their pool.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:30, 4 replies)

gorped
brilliant word :)
(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:42, closed)

Thank you
I had considered "yacked", "blew chunks", "called Ralph", and "technicolour smile" but "gorped" seemed more appropriate.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 18:31, closed)

Ha ha!
That's quite a trail of destruction. Well done!
( Evil Bastardo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:51, closed)