party puke
I was at a party years ago, probably 17 or summat. Went straight from work so took my tie off, untucked my shirt and looked about 30% more suave than everyone else there. However, I'd just completed a 14 hour shift so was extremely knackered and hadn't even had my tea. 8 beers and a spliff later and I was gone.. I go to a room upstairs and try and stop my mind from drifting out my head when I'm sick all over the carpet. Red sick, which even in my drunken stupor I thought was a little odd.

I stumble to my feet, push the door open and collapse next to the stair bannister.

I awake to an angry, bald-headed chap built like a brick shithouse bemoaning the little shit who'd been sick in his room. Words like "If I find that bastard" and "Did you see anyone come in here" were enough to bring me back to life, down the stairs and out of the house fairly sharpish.

Never been sick since then.
(BeardyMat, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:33, Reply)