never drink homebrew whisky
after a night out with my mates, we decided to go back to some bloke's house for a bit of a party. we didn't have much choice in drinks, just whisky. as we were all drunk, we decided sod it, we'll drink the whisky. what we didn't know is that it was homebrew whisky, pure hooch. unfortunately for me, i'm a greedy fucker, so i drank quite a bit more than anyone else.

six hours later, i was lying on my stomach in a hospital examination room, whilst a nurse cut my clothes off me and another nurse forced a tube down my throat.
what followed was a hellish 24 hours of vomiting a mixture of whisky, garlic bread and charcoal, hallucinating old women in the smoking room and enduring the worst hangover i've ever suffered in my life. i'm not saying it wasn't my own fault, but it was horrendous. it was so bad, i couldn't touch any alcohol for 2 years and even the smell of whisky makes me retch to this day.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:33, Reply)