Catheters are medieval torture tools masquerading as medical instruments
I had surgery and afterwards couldn't pee. Helga the Nurse decided I needed a catheter. Strangely the thought of her fiddling about did not excite me. My rooster was clucking about happily till she grabbed it 'round the neck and shoved that damned catheter in. She said it would stop hurting, but it was miserable. My tip: avoid catheters!!! (and no women chiming in here - you've only got like a couple of inches, while I've got many).
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 18:13, Reply)