Ummmm
1st night I officially went out on the piss (aged 16); puked me ring up into my toilet 6 hours later, immediately after I was slumped in the toilet retching for Wales I was sat naked on there shitting my brains out. Much to the delight of me dad who was grinning like fuck while checking to see if I was alright.

1st night I discovered Red Bull; I was with me ex-fiancee at the time and we decided to have a spontaneous night out. She lived in a bedsit above a popular pub at the time, which was one of 6 bedsit rooms which all shared a bathroom/toilet and kitchen. When we came downstairs to the main pub bar they were all drinking redbull and quite buzzed from it, so it looked quite tempting. We hit the clubs and I proceeded to drink 8 double vodka redbulls that night, was fine leaving the nightclub with the missus, can't remember getting back to the pub at all though. We hop into her room, and as you do, we started fucking. About halfway through though me throat started filling up with puke and I had to run. I hop off her and leggit down to the toilet stark bollock naked with an alcohol stained erection waving about like a fucking geiger counter needle while holding in a load of puke in me gob with both hands. Somehow, through sheer determination, I managed to make it to the toilet and wretched like an over-caffeined motherfucker for about 10 minutes. During this time, one of the other residents who was living in one of the other rooms could hear everything through the bathroom wall and was shouting "GO ON JECCY, GET IT OUT MY SON!!!!" After I was done, I smelt like a bag of revels. I literally slumped onto the bathroom floor for about 5 minutes, drained, naked and totally unable to move.
Eventually I was able to pick myself up, clean myself up and funnily enough I wasn't in the mood to finish her off.

Most probs will get more soon; I've puked a fair bit tbh.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 18:16, Reply)