When I was living at home
I spent an evening getting furiously bladdered on Vokda and the only mixer available dandielion & burdock. I'd previously had a nice tea of pie & chips and settled in for a night of Unreal Tournament and alcohol abuse. After getting royally smashed I bedded down but horror of horrors I was plagued by the bed spins - I sat up bolt upright, flung open the window and spewed my ring for all i was worth.

Cut to the morning when my Mum came storming in shrieking what a horrible bastard I was ...... Turns out she'd kicked the dog out in to the garden for his morning wee and found him eating semi digested, vodka marinated chips off of her vulgar birdbath.

The pain ridden lump under the duvet rocked with laughter which didn't help matters.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:17, 2 replies)

Sorry but
This made me laugh. Thank you!
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 21:51, closed)

Ha ha
Lauged like an eejit at "furiously bladdered" you got yourself a click just for that
(Captain Sensible "I'll be your animal in a yellow plastic bin", Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:23, closed)