I was lying in bed the morning after a particularly heavy night
really feeling bad but also having no desire to move in case it made things worse.
I suddenly knew I was going to be sick. Very sick. I jumped up and ran for the bathroom, I got halfway down the landing before I started retching, but being young and foolish I tried to keep it in.
Hand clamped over a firmly shut mouth I got to the bathroom door before physics took over and the vomit got out the only way it had available - through my nose.
If it's never happened to you, the stinging, stinking pain cannot be described. As warm, lumpy, acidic bile rushed out of my nose (and now open mouth) I nearly drowned as I started sobbing and retching at the same time.

I was blowing bits of half-digested food out of my nose for days afterwards. AND I had to clean up the mess myself.
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:21, Reply)