Me 2 year old daughter puked the other week...
...and covered me in what can only be described as a cross between a bottle of Benelyn and a litre of ectoplasm.

She said in her cute little way "Sorry daddy" and was actually really upset for doing it too, bless.

I just grumbled a bit while saying rather quietly "Not to worry dear..." and squelched off to the kitchen to wipe myself down.

Stupid fucking stomach bug.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 20:59, 3 replies)

This made me smile.
Not because I'm some sick vomophile or something, but because she was actually sorry for doing it.

Cute kids make me click I like this.
(Melody was not PMSing on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 22:01, closed)

Kids eh!
Never sorry for any of things you tell them that they ignore or warn them about but they ignore or reprimand them for but they ignore....but get them to cover you in puke and boy do they feel guilty. Both of mine have always worried more about the mess they 'have caused' than the state of their health, doesn't matter how much you tell them not to worry. Youngest even cried because I hadn't fetched a bucket and mop and wouldn't stop until I had. You got to love them though....it's the law I think!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 8:20, closed)

Awwwww!
Winner for the adorablest vomit story!
(TrillionGrams, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:27, closed)