I was cleaning the top of the fridge last year,
and on it was a dessicated vom cake. Completely dried out and petrified. No idea how long it had been up there! Needless to say, the wife was not impressed with him.

Not as bad as the time I was woken by a ripping sound. Thought nothing of it, but the next day looked under the bed. It looked like a pillow had exploded. Underneath all the feathers was a pidgeon carcass. Hmm, lovely.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:04, Reply)