good grief
I cant believe it, ive told a similar story to my friends in the pub for years and thought I must have hallucinated or dreamt it (alas not to be). I once saw a news article *cough*Newsround*Cough* detailing similar things happening to chubby english kids who eat too many battered sausages and clog their bowls up with the associated cholesterol, which doesnt sound like my experience. The only thing I can remember about my period before was drinking Jack Daniels like it was going out of fashion with a healthy side order of prawn cocktail quavers.....in all seriousness I was having the same "im going to choke with a poo hanging out of my mouth" thoughts....though for my eternal shame and gratitude my old man heard my gurgling and "assisted" in it's removal, accompanied with a bemused look, like he was looking into my soul for an explanation...I feel like for all my life (since) I've been looking for some kind of vindication for my own personal torment and I thank you for also being a brethren of the mouth poo and being brave enough to admit....hurrah (I think).

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(Smellyape liking http://www.b3ta.com/bpma/, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:22, Reply)