A while ago I got the Winter Vomit Virus
I have never been so ill.

I just lay in bed naked because I was too feverish and hot to wear anything. Thankfully my bathroom is en-suite so I didn't have to far to stagger to throw up. The virus also gave me a hideously runny arse.

All I can say is that I am grateful for the fact that my bathroom floor is laminated when I puked so hard I shat myself.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:21, 2 replies)

*Click*
for "hideously runny arse" Nice!
( Fat Fred too weird to live, too rare to die, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:32, closed)

I had this 2 xmas's ago
Xmas day, out cold by 5.20pm, puked and slept on and off at various family houses.

Last Xmas it was Chickenpox. Was dizzy, itchy and slightly narcocleptic for a week.

This Xmas I've most probs caught the gay AIDS off a turkey. Only time will tell.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:44, closed)