Object of my desire !
Many years ago it was a female friends 18th Birthday party and apparently it was known by all that I had a bit of a crush on her.
Well anyway, come the party and everyone is having a great time, many a laugh to be had, plenty of beer is consumed by all, especially me !
Towards the later side of the night and I am especially chatting bubble's with this girl, all glittery in her new white birthday dress.

I felt a bit bloated through all the lager I was drinking during the night, and thought that I could try and let a burp out, but instead I managed to fire a salvo of projectile vomit onto this girl's dress.
To say that she wasn't happy is an understatement, and off she rushes to the kitchen to clean it off ASAP.
Couldn't have been that bad though, as I still managed to pull with her later on :)

I got a large amount of kudos for that night, however looking back I realize that I was a cheeky cunt who got lucky instead of a slap.
I'll take the kudos anyway ...
(Stro, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:25, Reply)