Chocoboozevomcrap
A number of years ago a friend gave me a Chitty Chitty Bang Bang box set; DVD, soundtrack CD, die cast model chitty AND a BOGOF voucher for tickets to the west end show. Brilliant birthday present.

I’m not a fan of musicals but CCBB is one of my favourite childhood movies so we travelled all the way from Scotland and made a weekend of it.

The show was actually pretty good, but halfway into the first act a very very drunk Chinese bloke staggered in and sat behind us to much tutting and harrumphing. He was dressed in black tie and absolutely reeked of brandy. He then started munching his way through an enormous box of chocolates and laughing hysterically at all the wrong moments. I tried to ignore all this and watch the show but he seemed to be bothering the people beside him.

Then came the smell. Brandy chocolate sickly sweet sick and, well I can’t be sure, but I think he may well have shat himself too. Security removed him but the vomit didn’t get cleared until the interval. I always thought Truly Scrumptious was a bit saccharine but I now only associate the film with Chocoboozevomcrap, which as much as it may sound like it, is not one of the big musical numbers.

Sorry if you were expecting a pun.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 18:37, 6 replies)

CCBB!
I love that movie! My famous fudge recipe is taken right out of the the book.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 19:18, closed)

from a story by Ian Fleming
screenplay by roald dahl

produced by cubby broccoli

whats not to like
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 19:23, closed)

007 flying cars
Really? Ian Fleming? I hadn't remembered.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 19:50, closed)

I don't know...
CCBB is probably my hottest contender for Worst Film Ever. I don't even want to spend time talking about it because (a) I would have to give this dire, rank, irony-free, camped-up, hammed-up, fucked-up mess of a film a moment's thought, and (b) it would upset you terribly. So I won't say anything about it.
( Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 22:42, closed)

as another film buddy of mine would say
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 2:55, closed)

I like this
because the build up was so odd I was sure it had to be a pun.
( Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 12:36, closed)