You aren't a real parent
until your child has vommed over you. I've spent a large part of this weekend cleaning my nine-month old son's sick off his clothes and mine. In spite of his stomach bug, he's still smiley and cheerful the rest of the time.
(lolwhites, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:48, 4 replies)

Amazing innit?
They throw up on you, so you wipe them clean and kiss them better.

How's the keyboard now?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:18, closed)

I've managed to keep him away from the keyboard
But he's been putting Linda Blair to shame and has a knack for finding the unprotected spots on the sofa.
(lolwhites, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:35, closed)

this is why
i don't babysit anymore
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 23:15, closed)

That about sums up my weekend too
Gotta love how a happy smiling four month old will look at you with a big grin, launch a stream of vomit all over you, then go straight back to grinning.
( difficultchild, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 2:39, closed)