I was driving through town the other week.
Guildford's a lovely place during the day, but on Friday and Saturday nights it becomes a hell of teenage drunks falling over, throwing up in the street and punching each other. It's been featured on telly programmes once or twice in such exalted company as Swansea. It got so bad that a few years ago, the council would only approve late licences to certain premeses along a particular road. It's known locally as Ibiza Street.

As I came around the one-way system, I saw a young lad having a blazing row with his missus. It was getting so heated that people were stopping to watch. Just as I drove past, the girl completely lost her temper and started hitting him, whilst crying hysterically.

Two seconds later he abruptly stopped arguing, his eyes crossed and he projectile vomited all over her. He must have been on the Aftershock, judging by the colour.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:18, Reply)