Vomit Pt2
It's been nearly six years since we last asked about your worst vomit, so:
Tell us tales of what went in, what came out and where it all went after that.
( , Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:02)
It's been nearly six years since we last asked about your worst vomit, so:
Tell us tales of what went in, what came out and where it all went after that.
( , Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:02)
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And the reason she didn't tell you to fuck off....
....was guilt at having raised such as you!
In 14-16 years time my two offspring will have learnt:
1. Strong rum is a man's drink (if you didn't add a little water to it, then you didn't even get the full effect!)
2. If you block the sink with puke, then you put the Marigolds on and make the FUCKING TAXI DRIVER AND YOUR FUCKING MATES wait 5 minutes!
And on the anniversary of your mum's labor pains, as well....
I hope you sorted out some flowers or something.
( , Tue 12 Jan 2010, 1:03, Reply)
....was guilt at having raised such as you!
In 14-16 years time my two offspring will have learnt:
1. Strong rum is a man's drink (if you didn't add a little water to it, then you didn't even get the full effect!)
2. If you block the sink with puke, then you put the Marigolds on and make the FUCKING TAXI DRIVER AND YOUR FUCKING MATES wait 5 minutes!
And on the anniversary of your mum's labor pains, as well....
I hope you sorted out some flowers or something.
( , Tue 12 Jan 2010, 1:03, Reply)
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