Learning to Chunder !!!!!
When I was about 7 or 8, (Many,Many years ago now) we went to stay with My maternal Grandfather.

He was a butcher and used to slaughter his own meat and I suspect that is what caused the following disaster.

After going to bed I suddenly got a very strange feeling in the guts that I now realise was my first official warning of imminent chundering.

I managed to get up and get a bowl from the kitchen, went back to bed and promptly through up what felt like at the time the whole of my guts.

I then thought "...I'll put the bowl on the side of the bed so i could find it easily find it when I neede it again"!!,so after falling asleep I must have turned over in the night and spilt the entire contents of the bowl all over me, the bed, the floor,everywhere I looked there was chunder, Frankly it made me want to throw up again God I smelt awful !!!!!

As I have done many times since I attempted to clear up the mess without anyone knowing...... WRONG.

I gave the game away by going down to breakfast with sicky bed head and a fairly obnoxious smell that caused my parents to nearly Vom themselves.

I have since thrown up many times and in many places but the first one was memorable.
(ebagumsidog, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 21:10, Reply)