Happy days at the imperial
A mate of mine ran a pub/hotel a few years back and in return for working behind the bar I got free board and lodging.

Anyway me and him started knocking of these two birds and they would regularly stop by the pub for an after hours couple of beers and obligatory shagging. One night my mate takes his missus upstairs after hours and I'm left alone with this bird, where upon I proceed to go at her like a dog with two cocks. Mid coitus , I see my mate come to the bar to get some lemonade for his exasperated floozy - me I carry on regardless and the bint is obviously enjoying herself so much as she doesn't notice him just a few feet away. Its only as he gets to the door that I decide to bid him a goodnight, which is then when my bird discovers he has seen what we have been doing.

Ever fucked a girl mid shitfit? Very challenging I can tell you :o)
(Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 9:00, 1 reply)

'challenging' is one word for having sex with someone who doesn't want you to
but there are others.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 14:23, closed)