Egypt
I went to Egypt last summer. For you ladies who get pissed off at random builders telling you to get your tits out, the harrassment you receive in Egypt is a hundred times worse. Unless you're wearing a burqa you won't be able to walk down the street without being mobbed. This is because those charming Egyptian men think that all Western women are completely indiscriminate about who they will sleep with and just gagging for a bit of Middle Eastern cock. So even wearing a hijab with your most shapeless outfit won't save you - if you're white, you'll get groped.*

In Alexandria, we found a private beach run by a Christian couple and were ecstatic to have found somewhere where we could strip off down to bikinis and feel the baking sun on our skins. We spent the day reading, sunning ourselves and revelling in the blissful peace of not having to be constantly on our guard to fight off sleazy men. All was well with the world.

That is, until I got sand stuck in my bikini bottoms. The showers on this beach were hidden behind a couple of big trees and, as I stood under one of them I decided that since nobody else was around it would be a great idea to pull the front of my bikini bottoms forward to rinse out the sand. After about 30 seconds, I suddenly got the feeling that I was being watched. Yep, this beach backed onto a block of apartments, and there was a fat middle-aged man leaning over a balcony directly above me, fwapping over my ladyparts.

*I actually really, really wouldn't recommend going to Egypt as a single woman. It's hideous. I nearly got raped at one point. But there are lots of wonderful things about Egypt too, 'tis a great place...
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 13:55, 1 reply)

Bikinis in Egypt
Oh you poor thing! This is why I won't go to the Middle East. I'm not that afraid of being blown up-I'm an Merkin! Bring it on! But greasy old geezers fwapping over me? blurgh
TDub
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 16:12, closed)