Slightly off-topic here but lots of people, of course, have odd but elaborate devices and methods that they use for masturbation.
Imagine my shock when I discovered that my particular method, which involved putting my penis into a sleeping volunteer got me into ALL SORTS of trouble.
(DefinitelyNOTAmorousBadgerOhNo, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:26, 5 replies)

well, if she volunteered....

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:33, closed)

Oh boy...

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:36, closed)

All of my love, all of my kissin, you won't know cos you been sleepin
Oh Boy (oh Boy)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:43, closed)

All my life
I been a kissin'
Your left tit 'cos your right one's missin'

Oh boy
(username failed moderation, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:09, closed)

This is almost as good as sheds.
ALMOST.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:05, closed)