Upstairs, Downstairs
I used to live with my girlfriend in a flat with a sort of mezzanine floor with a galleried bedroom. I used to let my girlfriend have the first shower every morning and night, like the true gentleman I was. What she didn't know was that In the morning the oriental woman in the flat across from our bedroom window would parade around naked getting ready for work, back from the shower with no towel wrapped round her, she'd sit and brush her hair at the dressing table, it was a pleasant sight every morning and I banked it before heading for my shower a few minutes later. In the evening, from the kitchen window downstairs I'd frequently see an older teenage girl dancing around her bedroom naked with the lights on and curtains wide open, I don't know why she did it, maybe she knew she was overlooked. Either way that went in the bank for my evening shower. It was really quite a good system.

I felt slightly guilty standing in my kitchen with the lights off so as to not draw attention to my voyeruism, but what the hell. I even toyed with the idea of popping round to tell any responsible adults living there what I'd seen but I realised that could probably get me into more trouble.
( JebediahSpringfield, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:30, 6 replies)

well, this doesn't make you come across as a creepy pervert at all.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:43, closed)

Thank goodness cos I was kinda worried ;)
( JebediahSpringfield, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:44, closed)

Just to recap ... you used the arousal from these little morsels of voyeurism to have a wank in the shower
rather than to have sex with the girlfriend with whom you shared a flat?

Just wanted to clarify that. Otherwise the story makes you sound a bit peculiar.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:12, closed)

You preferred to wank over a teenager form next door, rather than have sex with your girlfriend
I think we have a new QOTW perv benchmark
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:42, closed)

To be fair
she's got a face like an elephant that's had its tusks sawn off by blind poachers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:00, closed)

Just to clarify then...
This was after having sex with her in the morning (time permitting) and before having sex with her at night, I have a high sex drive. I liked to think of those as little appetisers. Plus having a wank half hour or so before having sex helps prolong things.
( JebediahSpringfield, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:14, closed)