The Wank Bank
What experiences have you had that you've stored in your wank bank - share them so we can start a mutual wanking building society
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:15)
Your family is seriously fucked up if they don't know that you masturbate.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:58,
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it's not a subject for the dinner table.
Or indeed, ANY table.
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the zord of damocles 7F 22 78, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:23,
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You realise this isn't the dinner table, right?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:33,
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you realise that was a quote
from Blackadder 2?
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the zord of damocles 7F 22 78, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:43,
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Oh right. Sorry.
I have a personality so I don't need to memorise old sitcoms to make conversation.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:47,
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"memorise" like, sit down and revise?
No, I have a perfectly functional mk.1 recall unit. And yes, you do have a personality. It's not to everyone's tastes but....
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the zord of damocles 7F 22 78, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:40,
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Hmm, sounds like my ex.
You're not me ex, are you?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 23:29,
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