Wanking is a waste of fucking time.

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 23:42, 7 replies)

Bollocks, at the end of the day, sex is good, but you can't beat the real thing.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 23:47, closed)

I think Martin Amis said
If you want sex, wanking is a poor substitute. But if you just want a wank it can be great.

*fetches babyoil and women's gymnastics DVD*
(McChinaman banned, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 23:52, closed)

Also:
There's nothing in this world more overrated than a bad fuck nor more underrated than a good shit.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 0:03, closed)

Cheers!
My nan's been asking for a design for the sampler she's sewing.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:59, closed)

arf!
good one... I loled
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:40, closed)

"Yes, but as wastes of time go, it's one of the best"

This misquote (c) Woody Allen 1977
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:15, closed)

I think it was something more like...
"But sex without love is an empty meaningless experience!"

"Well yes, but as empty meaningless experiences go, it's one of the best."
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:18, closed)