So, your finest wank fantasy is a mechanical exercise in clearing the pipes?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:55, 2 replies)

You know, you're good at this and I love your work
But lately you've gone a bit, you know, samey. Have a holiday, take the missus somewhere nice and come back all refreshed - you owe it to your fans.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:34, closed)

Hey, look what I've got to work with. Not one of these grey-faced amateurs is half the creepy perv Albert Marshmallow was.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:48, closed)

I appreciate what you're trying to do
believe me. Give it time though - maybe we'll see a last-minute creep-out a la Albert that's ripe for some AB work.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:54, closed)

Isn't that precisely what wanking is?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 4:28, closed)