Still does it for me
In John Lewis trailing around after gf, for some reason she's dragged me over to the shaving section and is insisting I buy something effective. Of course, just to spice things up, I complain that she's hardly the cleanest shaved either.
Which is how I found myself browsing depilators. Horrible little things that rip your hairs out from the roots. Anyways, a helpful assistant comes over; pretty 20 something girl, long hair, slim, in a lovely uniform which was somehow both conservative, but very suggestive of the shapes underneath.
We (gf & I) are totally lost in this world of strange hair removal devices so, sensing an opportunity for some fun, I ask the assistant if she could advise. She looks around a little furtively; we are standing in the middle of the shop, but there's no one else near.
She leans in imperceptibly and tells us that she likes to keep well trimmed.
She likes a Brazilian. Do we...?
Yes yes, we know what that is.
But she prefers to wax.
It's quicker than the depilators which she finds too painful.
A few more words and we leave.

Christ; I had the raging horn.
I still do whenever I think about the time a pretty stranger described herself to me in the middle of a shop and I had to keep perfect, perfect composure.
(badmiker, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:15, 8 replies)

isnt it "epilator"?

(tyrellsOwl, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 18:12, closed)

No, you're thinking of epileptics.
And I know just HOW you're thinking of them.
In a paddling pool filled with jelly lit by a strobe light on a glitterball.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 18:15, closed)

An epilator is a depilation device.
Same thing, I guess?
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 14:09, closed)

A girl spoke to you and you have a wank about it.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:22, closed)

Ah go on with you.
You're only wondering what it's like to have a girl speak to you instead of shouting "go away, I have an alarm and a can of mace".
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 0:13, closed)

I've got two daughters.
That would possibly be preferable to the utter bollocks they normally say.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 8:26, closed)

There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the unicorn
(gunningforyouboy, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 12:25, closed)

Never knowingly undershaved
(TheJacksonSixth, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 15:59, closed)