An insight...
Aw, this is quite sweet, reading about you chaps like to have a tug at. I am pleasantly surprised by how romantic some of the tales are - unrequited love/lust, near misses, other boy's mums and shop assistants.

I always wondered if Mr Free Pens did nice things just to get in my knickers? Well, now I know that is only true most of the time, the rest of the time is it because a)he likes to because it's romantic b)I remind him of childhood friend's mum c)from behind I look like the lady on the deli counter in Tesco.

Your wonderful tales of filth leave me all warm and fuzzy inside.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:05, 14 replies)

Regarding your question, did Mr Free Pens do nice things
just to get into your knickers, there is a simple way to work it out;

- Is he a guy?

If 'yes' then the answer is yes.
(username failed moderation, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:17, closed)

You are Rory Lyon AICMFP.

(McChinaman banned, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:19, closed)

I don't think so.
I don't really know what you mean, Rory Lyon? However, just for the sake of clarity I didn't spend the long weekend by the Essex coast.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:43, closed)

China man
I did a google - Rory Lyon AICMFP and it came up with a B3ta user named Mock the Turtle who has made a lovely homage to me, pretty apt (disturbing) as it is wank bank week. However, I am still at a loss to what this Rory Lyon AICMFP thing is. Can someone please explain?
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:26, closed)

I read the B3ta dictionary
Now I understand AICMFP and no, I am not Rory Lyon. I am Free Pens and I getty to keepy my imaginary godiva. Shit me a razor blade.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:16, closed)

Enjoy talking to yourself do you?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:14, closed)

Are you talking about Cr3's picture?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:34, closed)

Yes, I think so - Search is not working, I would like to thank him personally.

(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 14:34, closed)

He would love to bum you and make bum babies.
He is a very bumming sort of person.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 14:44, closed)

Match made in heaven
He likes bumming and I am a complete arse. If he likes doggy I can be a total bitch.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:43, closed)

Woof Woof

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:33, closed)

Warm and fuzzy eh....?

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:00, closed)

You romantic fool!

(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:53, closed)

I'm only pulling your leg (ooer!)
Mr Free Pens probably does do things to get in your knickers, but it's great because he fancies the knickers off you anyway and that can't be a bad thing at all :)
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:12, closed)