Since Shambo won't see this...
Can anyone explain "mint gunt" to me please?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:44, 3 replies)

I believe, translated back from the vernacular of the day, it might mean "splendid pelvic fat" - "gunt", of course, being a portmanteau of "gut" and "cunt", generally used in reference to the larger lady.

"Phwoar, Bella Emberg has a mint gunt!"
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:16, closed)

Claire from steps has a freshly minted gunt.
primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/claire1.jpg
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:22, closed)

Fucking hell
I hope that's a photoshop - I used to think she was quite sweet, with that nose-wrinkle thing she did when she was singing....

More of a snout now.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:25, closed)

Nah just FAcT
She cant do steps any more, she has a stannah.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:29, closed)

5, 6, 7, ate.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:32, closed)

One for sorrow and another one for sorrow....
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:35, closed)

She must suffer from crushing depression. A few injections of H might slim her down a bit - but I believe he came out as one of those perishing left-footers.

Came right out of the blue, that one...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:40, closed)

I know what you mean, I was lead to believe
H was for Hyper, when in reality H meant Homemaker.

You have to be very careful - Heroin is fat soluble, she would end up like a chamois.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:49, closed)

?


That would be quite the change.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:02, closed)

Certainly - Claire Richards from Steps who denied saying
"Why are we paying for all these people to come into the country anyway?" And brought us the 90s' staples of the chunky trainer, skirt on trousers.

Has totally re-branded and is currently rocking the as Internationally respected 'Liberty director Shami Chakrabarti' look.

I can see it in all the womens' weekly brain rots.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:13, closed)

She'd end up looking like Kung Fu Panda.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:23, closed)

Meth has that effect on failing stars
www.google.co.uk/imgres?start=917&um=1&hl=en&rlz=1C1AVSD_enGB449GB450&biw=1280&bih=709&addh=36&tbm=isch&tbnid=gR-Z_-RM51sa9M:&imgrefurl=http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/08/23/breeding-rituals-of-fat-nerds/&imgurl=http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/womaninaction-e1330275380923.jpg&w=598&h=390&ei=nVY9UNWfN-TK0QW9sICwAw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=500&vpy=398&dur=7536&hovh=181&hovw=278&tx=102&ty=113&sig=113851363993768604170&page=44&tbnh=153&tbnw=204&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:20,s:917,i:140
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:41, closed)

Spectacular linkage - even by my poor standards

(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 1:00, closed)

If your links qualify for an ISBN, it's time to consider Tinyurl
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 1:01, closed)

I don't know what that is. I just press the buttons on the keyboard. I am not technical - the o button doesn't work very well. I don't know how to fix it.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 1:07, closed)

Thank you all for that most enlightening discussion.
Claire is still good enough to get my Richard up but Faye always made me a Tozer...
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:40, closed)

Lisa Scott-Lee has to be a Milf, to her credit.
Womens I suppose should know their place on B3ta, by now. I don't know how to do links properly, or how do put my ladified photoshop efforts up. And certainly not posting crap about Steps.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:50, closed)

It seems they are all members of the milf club.
babybornfree.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/bornfree-celebrity-baby-shower-faye-tozer-lisa-scott-lee-and-claire-richards.jpg
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:53, closed)

Actually looking at them, I would say Lisa would be my Milf No.3

(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 1:01, closed)

Hot lezzer action right here!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 4:38, closed)

How do you tell if someone has you on Ignore?

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 3:09, closed)

Generally you'll go to a thread where it shows say 15 replies
but you can only see maybe 5. That means someone has you on ignore. You also can't see any sub-threads that they're part of - fuckinh idiotic setup if you ask me.
To see "ignored" people just logout and browse.
manolith will also let you know how many have you on ignore but I'd say he's probably a bit jack of that by now.

Hey R-Loon, at least we aren't ignoring each other, eh?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 4:34, closed)

Not in the slightest.
Actually at the moment I have no one on Ignore, though I suspect that there are those who have me on their list. *shrug* So it goes, I guess. I had a couple of people on Ignore for a time to see how it worked, and decided that I'd prefer to see the conversations rather than wonder what was being said. I can ignore the twits who irritate me on my own.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 4:52, closed)

*ignores*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:26, closed)

If someone has you on ignore and a tree falls on them in the forest
would anyone hear it?
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:35, closed)

SPOILER ALERT:
The cat is dead.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:53, closed)

Not until you look at it.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:37, closed)

Is that why the dogs are salivating?

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:59, closed)