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Pooflake says: Tell us your stories of conflict. From the pettiest row that got out of hand, through full blown battles involving mass brawls and destruction to your real war / army stories.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:55)
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Rory's fliddy little hands strained to reach his tiny cock.

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:23, 1 reply)
Changing camps this late
in the campaign?
So no red/gold armour then?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:30, closed)
Just fancied a change - and the Imp is pretty goddamn awesome :)

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:31, closed)
You like all that superhero backstory shit, why does your dad hate you?
Do you reckon he'll turn up and have a little cry at the back of your funeral when you die of lung cancer?

'Why god Why ??!!? Why was he such a prick ??????
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:46, closed)
Oh c'mon
Now you're just being as rude as the worst of /links.
FFS man!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:52, closed)
Frustrated by his inability to pleasure himself Rory howled unintelligibly,
thrashing around and gurning like a half-dead lumpfish
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:59, closed)
You two should get a room and get it over with.
I could even write you a script, if you'd like...
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:02, closed)
The problem is that Rory's not allowed outside unless he's heavily sedated and under strict supervision
Under those circumstances I doubt he'd even be able to push back
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:11, closed)
We'd make sweet sweet love. I could stroke your hair and whisper 'it's daddy lollipop time' whilst nudging your head towards my groin
You'd love the nostalgia of all that emvs
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:41, closed)
Wow!
Paedo Rory porn at it's best.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:50, closed)
Emvee no longer speaks to his father due to the sexual abuse that he suffered from and posted about some time ago
YOU CRIPPLED SPASTIC
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:10, closed)
Oh Rory.
You slow-burning wank-cunt.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:09, closed)
To be fair to him, the only reason anyone would want to sleep with Rory
is that his stunted, deformed little hands make their cock look massive.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:17, closed)
Go on.
I'm listening.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:20, closed)
It's a text based message board, I can assure you if you're still waiting that is, that you'll hear nothing
you fat spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:42, closed)
I'd say make
that "50" but you are just so entertaining to watch.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:52, closed)
He's like a car crash
or at least, he's like a car crashing into the special bus
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:00, closed)
I wrote something useful a while ago.
Starring Freefair and Monty Boyce. Suffice to say, I was very bored. It's right here.

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1293627

If you were so inclined, you could do a find/replace on the relevant usernames.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:09, closed)

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