In which grandmasterfluffles reposts all the way from 2005
My brother and I used to fight when we were little. We were both vicious little bastards and so our fights would go on for ages and often land one or both of us in casualty. This one day when I was ten and he was six we were having a spectacular scrap and he was winning. He was beating the crap out of me. In my defence I should say that being beaten up by your six-year-old brother when you're ten is a deeply humiliating experience which I simply could not allow to happen, and that is why I clobbered him over the head with a cricket bat. It was a great shot and I'm frankly amazed he retained consciousness, but alas he did, and went screaming to mummy.

It was at this point that I realised that although he had been giving me a sound beating up until this point, I had no physical evidence of such. Therefore, when Mummy Fluffles came to interrogate me, I was going to be in Deep Shit. I did the only thing I could do: I bit my own arm. I bit my arm so hard I drew blood, so that when she thundered into my room I could say, "See what he did to me! SEE?"

All went to plan up until this point, when Mummy Fluffles took one look at it and said, "You did that yourself, didn't you?"

How did she know? My brother had lost a milk tooth a couple of weeks previously. I had a complete set of toothmarks on my arm. Bugger.
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:44, 14 replies)

Are you posting this from behind bars?
I can't help but imagine that you grew up to be Joe Pesci's character from Goodfellas.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:50, closed)

Haha!
No, I am now a professional classical musician. Seriously.
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:53, closed)

Yo! Fluffles
I can imagine you scrapping with your brother, having met you the term 'feisty little bugger' came to mind! How's the classical music world treating you?
CP
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:57, closed)

why did you just initial a post that already has your name under it?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:02, closed)

Fabulous, thank you!
But feisty? I am most flattered that you would think of me in such terms. And in the spirit of returning compliments, I shall say that I would never dream of messing with you ;-)
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:04, closed)

So you didn't mind the 'little bugger' part of 'Feisty little bugger' then?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:10, closed)

WHY DID YOU INITIAL A POST WITH YOUR NAME UNDER IT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:24, closed)

Of course not!
I am most definitely a little bugger.
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:57, closed)

What is is about B3ta that
attracts classical musicians?

I'm sure this place is way out of proportion to the population average.
(username failed moderation, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:36, closed)

Yeah, most of them play pink oboes you knob
you're their fricking leader
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:41, closed)

Oh dear.
Rory seems to have stopped trying.
(username failed moderation, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:48, closed)

Because we're serious-minded individuals
and this is the perfect place for our delicate souls to get intellectual nourishment.
And laugh at penis jokes.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:06, closed)

Are you one too?
I dunno...if they're all professionals then I'd say it's probably out of proportion, but if most of them are amateurs then not so much. There are loads of people out there who play classical music for fun, which I think is pretty damn cool.
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:02, closed)

I was
for a few years.
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